Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Meet and Greet

I promised you a post of introductions, and boy do I make good on my promises! Just so you know, there will be a test at the end of the post, as well as a question and answer session, and opportunity for autographs. Kidding....


THE STAFF:





ZC: That's me! Loyal slave to the animals that run our house. Like I mentioned before, I've been an animal lover for as long as I can remember. My family can even attest to that fact, as a puppy was always at the top of my birthday and Christmas list until about age 15 when I realized it wasn't going to happen!

Outside of the animals, I have a lot of interests. First and foremost is spending time with HK. He's my best friend, and things aren't quite as fun when he's not around. Together, we're huge entertainment buffs, so we really enjoy an evening in watching a movie on our home theater system. I'm into all things crafty, and love photography. I'm in the process of saving for an SLR, and can't wait until I can actually afford one!




HK: The man of the house!  HK doesn't have quite the fondness for animals that I do, but he loves them all the same.  Outside of the animals, HK has lots of interests.  I like to think that I'm not speaking out of turn when I say that he enjoys spending time with me!  He also enjoys sports (both playing and watching), video games (just playing, watching drives him crazy), and home renovations (ok I admit I put that in there because I enjoy when he does home renovations!).


THE MEMBERS:

The cat house is the largest exhibit in our zoo, going 4 members strong!






The eldest member is CALVIN (aka Me Boy, Old Codger) who joined us at 11 weeks old. He was the first to join the zoo, and what a ride it's been with codger! He literally makes us want to pull our hair out on a daily basis. He doesn't get along with any other animal in the zoo, so therefore he lives in our master bathroom. Does that tell you our dedication to this cat? We gave up our bathroom (along with any hopes of having a nice smelling bedroom) so we could maintain peace in the zoo. He has a problem with puking, pooping outside the litter box, and hissing at anyone/anything, yet purrs all night long while sleeping in bed with us! It's not any stretch of the imagination that he's unhappy with his living situation at the zoo. In fact, it's the fact that there is a zoo that makes him so miserable. He really needs to be an only cat- strike that -only animal in the house, so at some point in the future he may be re-located to a house where he can be the only one getting love and attention. Until then, we will continue to put up with his antics, and snuggle with him at night!







The next to join was HOBBES (aka Baby Kitty) at the ripe old age of 6 weeks. When we got Baby Kitty, we had no intentions on getting any more. We had a Calvin, therefore, we had to have a Hobbes, right?. The irony that these two are mortal archenemies, and literally hate each other, doesn't escape us.

This little boy is my heart and soul. He's my favorite (I call BS to anyone who says they don't have favorites), and he returns the same affections. He was extremely young and pathetic when we adopted him, and I literally think he imprinted on me. He's pure joy to have in the zoo. He misbehaves just enough to make it cute, but not enough to make him bad! He is the socializer and eternal host when people come to visit. He demands pets from all guests, and will even give you a tour of the zoo grounds if you desire. HK and I have jokingly commented that when cloning becomes more reliable, we would love to clone him.






Next to join the madness was MILO (aka Binder) at 13 weeks old. HK made a comment that he'd like to have a Sylvester cat someday, and I made someday come sooner rather than later! Binder is the fat, lazy one of the bunch. He literally spends hours every day doing nothing, that is until guests come over. He HATES when people come over to visit, and will vocalize his distaste for hours (really it's minutes but that didn't emphasize my point enough). Then suddenly he will accept our visitors and beg for pets. He's also the idiot of the bunch, as you can literally hear the little hamster in his head running on the wheel. However, all these qualities make him extremely funny and entertaining.








The final member of the cat house, is also the only provider of estrogen to the zoo other than myself. MIA (aka Bia) joined the zoo at 7 weeks old. She was the red-headed step child that HK didn't want, but I pleaded for. She has turned out to be the least time-consuming member of the zoo. Nearly invisible, despite her size (we call her a watermelon on legs), we refer to her as our inside outside cat. The only thing she requires is food and a litter box. The anti-social thing doesn't need, or desire, affection from anyone, and can either be found sleeping behind the couch or on one of the dining table chairs.








We only have one member in the canine exhibit, but boy does he keep us busy. DUNCAN (aka Roo, Dunky) joined the zoo at 8 weeks old. This little Boston Terrier is the eternal ball of energy. He totally fulfills what he was bred for (companionship) because he loves nothing more than hanging out with humans. If you gave him the choice between food or attention, he would take attention every time. He brings so much entertainment to the zoo (much to the cats dismay), and he's become the light of HK's eyes. Other than being extremely excited when he's around people, he's actually a very well behaved/trained dog that we love immensely.


Wow, feel like you know us better than your own family? Well, get ready because the next couple posts are going to make you feel like we're best friends!

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